Houston couple fends off dry turkey with Creed song.
Scott Stapp Saved Me
Inspired by this CNN headline "Norwegian boy fends off wolves with Creed song".
The story of Scott Stapp's bravery has only begun to be told.
I’m so conflicted. Does Scott Stapp fend off this armed menace .. or try and win it over to our side and enlist its aid? It’s obviously a ruthless, fearless bastard - but can it be trusted?
WHAT TO DO??
via The MarySue
Houston man fends off African Crested Rat with Creed song.
Owl declares war on man. West Virginia man fends off owl with Creed song … 80 years ago!
Don’t think for a minute that being from the past is going to save you, owl.
Panda, why you gotta be an asshole ?!
Oh, that’s some bullshit Panda. You must be new.
Florida woman fends off sturgeon with Creed song. Beware of flying sturgeons.
Air Traffic Control fends off turtles with Creed song.
Running over turtles is not healthy for them nor is it good for our tires.
Holy carp! I turn my back for one little minute, and the animal kingdom decides to lose it’s collective shiz. To wit:
- Killer whale returns, bides time …
- Shark gets bored with chum, jumps into boat
- Not to be outdone, eagle ray jumps into boat, pins woman
- Spiders take to the trees, form aerial death squads
- Pigs run amok on I-40
- And of course, deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo, wanted to see for itself just how bad the Spiderman musical really is.
Thank goodness this Swedish boy was able to survive falling into a bear’s den on his own. The article doesn’t mention it, but you can bet he was quietly humming a Creed song to himself as he let go and accepted death.
You’re on notice animals! Scott Stapp will not stand for this! Scott Stapp is back from vacation, tanned rested and ready to fight back! Scott Stapp will have his revenge, in this life - or the next.
Houston man fends off basset hound with Creed song.
