Inspired by this CNN headline "Norwegian boy fends off wolves with Creed song".
The story of Scott Stapp's bravery has only begun to be told.
Sarasota woman fends of muscovy duck with Creed song.
You will rake legs until they’re a bloody mess no more!

Houston couple fends off dry turkey with Creed song.
I’m so conflicted. Does Scott Stapp fend off this armed menace .. or try and win it over to our side and enlist its aid? It’s obviously a ruthless, fearless bastard - but can it be trusted?
WHAT TO DO??
via The MarySue

Houston man fends off African Crested Rat with Creed song.
Owl declares war on man. West Virginia man fends off owl with Creed song … 80 years ago!
Don’t think for a minute that being from the past is going to save you, owl.

Panda, why you gotta be an asshole ?!
Oh, that’s some bullshit Panda. You must be new.

Florida woman fends off sturgeon with Creed song. Beware of flying sturgeons.

Air Traffic Control fends off turtles with Creed song.
Running over turtles is not healthy for them nor is it good for our tires.